Please take a moment and look how GORGEOUS the new Banana Republic holiday dresses are (I think you can click on the photo below). Seriously people, I have reverse body dismorphia. In my head I'm always a size 8 instead of a size 18 (not really, but ya know, feels like it) and WISH so HARD I had one of these to rock this season. I know there are cute(ish) maternity stuffs out there but who wants to invest in that. Not I.

So please, let me live vicariously through you. Go buy something adorable and short with some tall ass heels and tell me all about it. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing the tall ass heels.....with stretchy jeans....and I'll buy something red. Or glittery...for good measure.

werd.